Archive for January 29th, 2008

Tow Truck

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008

I was running late for a very important dinner engagement with my husband and his law partners at a very ritzy restaurant in town. My Mercedes wouldn't start, so I called my husband at the office. He said that he was running late too, and couldn't get back home and ...

Spear My Tight Asshole

Tuesday, January 29th, 2008

One summer while I was in college I took a job at a hotel so I could pay my bills. I was a bellman. What was great about working as a bellman was that I wasn't stuck in one area. I could wander the whole hotel and talk to different ...